Bernie Madoff Slipper Fund

Please help me to buy these handmade velvet Bernie Madoff Slippers, they go to auction NOV 13th in NYC I will be there. These slippers are my exact size--it is destiny that I own them--I will be sort of a Ponzi cinderella. I am putting a donation button to the right of my blog. I am serious about this folks the world is in too much turmoil not to take things unseriously.