america (the play)

 set up: two fat white guys from jersey in front of a flat screen wth beer and a table full of snacks.



Beer drinking guy in team jersey with big gut: "did you see dat commercial for de corn chips? Dat was a hoot, how do dey think up dat stuff? pass me a beer..."

Second guy in team jersey with beer gut: "Yep, dem commercials sure is something...My life is so empty that the high point of my year is drinking beer, watching TV commercials and drinking beer."

Beer drinking guy in team jersey with big gut : "Evolution is really something---one day we was just dumb cavemen and now look at us...De avg. person knows more about sports dan dey do about the constitution or de government. ...Dats progress..."



Second guy in team jersey with beer gut: "hey, you ever tink dat dey wants us like dis? Just a dumbed down, unthinking consumer with pre diabetes and beer bellies and brains so feeble dat we spend time discussing doritos commercials de day after the game? Maybe dey designed it like dis---maybe we are laughing at de very commercials designed to turn us into brain dead unthinking conumers of de products dat is killing our bodies...


Beer drinking guy in team jersey with big gut:  "dat sounds like a conspiracy--dese ads are good for us americans. dey keep our minds off de important stuff. pass me another bud lite....I cant wait for de news tomorrow when dey talk about de ads all over again.