coming soon to an america near you...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262250/Pet-shop-owner-sold-goldfish-boy-fined-given-electronic-tag.html

alex writes a song

I am in the midst of 50 projects including putting together an art show. One project is very new for me, I am recording a country song. The song is about a cowboy who comes from nothing an falls in love with a beautiful rich woman only to have his heart broken. His life becomes a mess of drinking alone and watching late night TV. I already have people helping me (including a famous comedian whom I shall not namedrop) The lyrics are done and the melody is in progress. I can neither sing nor do I have an ear for music but such matters are trivial. Art imitates life and life apes art.

For all those cruising around westchster today tune in to 103.9. Eye of the tiger will be playing for me! I am a wet cat in the rain but I just keep on keeping on. Mary Desilva, DJ of the century!

gardega road

the town I grew up in in texas was so small when we moved they named the road after us..true story. All famous artists should have a road named after them.

http://www.realtor.com/property-search/Cleburne_TX/Gardega-Rd

gardega in gawker

http://gawker.com/501118/alex-gardega-artist-extraordinaire

Anyone who has any kind of hope for any politician of any stripe is a sheep and a dumb sheep at that. There is no hope in politics and stupidity is a pre-existing condition. Drink your flouride and go watch dancing with the stars because you are beyond hope, yourself. I am not bitter I just care.

the eye of the tiger

Here is a portrait of tiger woods I made out of 500 condoms. Some people can see it and some cant. I am going to finish entire face and then it will be unmistakable and a work of genius. This is my last project before I start my 12 women series. I promise. If you cannot see it then blur youyr eyes a bit, this is the same as stepping back from a painting.