Dali's Presidential Scceptance Speech

Dear America,

eet is with great excitement that Dali stand before you to accept the bootiful presidency! Zee first thing dali must do is to git rid of zee stoopid bald bird and to replace with zee sea urchin! Zee urchin is much more better of creature and she lives deep in zee ocean like zee mind of dali and zee unconscious. Eet is most important that Dali build a giant egg the size of the capital-- so it can be seen from spaccccce! Zis will ensure national security and prosperity of thought! we need to move the country ahead like a Booterfly--she flaps her wings like this!!! (flapping motion) Zee most important thing is for the government to bake the breadof GENIUS. The Pentagon must now be a bakery and wars will be fought using zee bread. Stale bread when dropped from plane is heavy like zee bomb. It is also important that will have lots of MILK and soft cheese for zee digestion of uncle sssam. The only true enemy is zee grasshopper and we must fight him with all our armies before he finds DALI. Zank you for zee vote of AMMMMERRICA and Dali will be a president most par-excellent and never be stooopid.