bowling

I woke up thinking about the correlation between bowling and human reproduction. Doesnt it seem like the bowling ball represents the female egg? Except in this is case the fallopian tube is "the lane"and the pins, well that is easy to figure out and the egg is the thing in procactive motion--- I wake up with odd thoughts. Not sure about the cheesy haircuts or the snack bar and how they fit in. All great theories have a few holes in them.