How to be famous

Get press young man! The world has enough unknown geniuses blundering around out there--- put your pedal down, turn off your TV and RIP IT UP! Life is short make great art and get your name OUT THERE! If you sleep you lose, be a very bright (if not brief) comet.

my hot sauce alone has 334,000 entries in google, all over an idea I had one morning over me eggs, it would have been much easier not to waste my time making the sauce and the label and all the other bothersome stuff...Life is not a dress rehearsal and history is short, scratch your name in the big oak of art and then return to the void from which we all came.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=eCZ&q=bernie+in+hell&btnG=Search


http://www.palmbeachdailynews.com/soc/content/society/2009/04/11/sdcol0412.html


http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/1118


http://showhype.com/article/rachael_ray_cooks_up_new_show_for_daisy_martinez_ap/


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4293193

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01082009/gossip/pagesix/we_hear_______149121.htm


http://www.nypost.com/seven/05172007/gossip/pagesix/bargain_images_pagesix_.htm


http://www.nypost.com/seven/01142008/gossip/pagesix/endquote_634815.htm


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479093,00.html


etc...