my invention

last night I invented an invention that is going to change the way people work in certain areas of their kitchen. I took the time to build the prototype. When I have the money I will patent it. I made it to solve an annoying problem I was having. That is how the best inventions and art are made---for yourself. I will still paint and draw and write on this after I sell 13 million units of my invention. It is brilliant in its simplicity as all great art and inventions should be. Dont ask me what it is, I cant tell anyone.