random alex story

I once went on Fox News as a chef. I told them I was a french chef (true story) and I went on the show and made a surreal mess and made a dish that made no sense what so ever--they were so confused they didnt even know what to say. I almost had a panic attack before I went on when they told me that millions would be watching me. I like standing on the edge of fear, of utter failure and mayhem. my ssister has the video...I think I used cheese and a lot of butter and I smashed a lot of stuff with a hammer...my parents had no comment