This one is for all you high school kiddos who love your obama in chief. Thanks to Michelle Obama your school lunch is now gonna going taste like cardboard---- an even worse grade of cardboard than it used ta! Say goodbye too your french fries and pizza, jimmy! Get ready for the Nanny Gov. Meal--Its kind of like a happy meal (sans the happiness.) It doesnt matter that her husband is a chain smoker who eats atrocious food every time you see him stuffing his face for a "news byte" Michelle obama knows whats best for you ...less salt, wheat bread, and depression. The one part of your day that isnt supposed to suck will now really suck as you chew on a dry wheat thin with a side of bean sprouts. Pay no attention to the overhead fluorescent outdated transformers that light your lunch rooms---they are spreading PCB's on ya like johnny appleseed dancing through the field. Pay no attention to the asbestos and lead paint in your hallways--this is best ignored--- it costs money to fix that..just make sure you eat your saltless, bland, cold thingy in front of ya. Me personally , Im pro choice when it comes to light bulbs, salt and happy meals...just saying...
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